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300 Words: Zombie Cats From: nikolai kingsley Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: Re: Yawning - why? Date: Sat, 19 Sep 1998 00:19:45 +1000 >> We cough and sneeze to clear our airways, but >> why do we yawn? To tell us what we already >> know - that we're tired? > > To increase oxygen to the brain so that we'll > stay awake.....apparently. lies, and by propagating this particular lie you reveal yourself to be a part of the conspiracy. WE ALL KNOW that the REAL reason people yawn is because of a certain subroutine inserted into the human operating systekm at a VERY EARLY STAGE of its development. at CAREFULLY PREDEFINIED TIMES humans are made to open their mouths as WIDE AS POSSIBLE for a few moments in order for the SATELLITES OF THE SPACE-GOD YAHWEH to peer into the base of your brain to ensure that the PROPER MIX of ENDORPHINS is being generated by the MCAULEY LOBE OF THE BRAIN. UN-altered REPRODUCTION and DISSEMINATION of this IMPORTANT information is ENCOURAGED.

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