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Wine, Bread and Cum >> Epilogue: three days later he returns. >> He pushes the stone slab covering his tomb to >> the side and steps out into the sunlight. He >> looks down and sees his shadow. Winter continues >> for several weeks. > Epilogue: three days later he returns. He pushes > the stone slab covering his tomb to the side and steps > out into the sunlight. He looks down and sees his shadow, > then grimaces as he is transfixed by the spear-sized bolt > from a ballista, fired by an off-duty centurion who mistook > him for a groundhog. Epilogue: three days later he returns. He pushes the stone slab covering his tomb to the side and steps out into the sunlight. He looks down and sees his shadow, then stealthily moves down the low hillside and goes to visit Judas. They make up, Jesus explaining that it was JHVH's will and that they were both simply puppets in a maniacal Hebrew Gods' power game. They keep the game going in secret, the cult being illegal now. Jesus slaps Paul upside of his head for being a misogynist homophobe. Paul angrily denounces him to the Roman authorities, who mistakenly arrest Paul and crucify him sideways between a Sicariite assassin (no relation to Judas, though) and a wine trader who had been putting beetles in his wine. The Roman Empire goes on to discover the mechanical applications of steam, electricity, radio, and they are on the verge of discovering atomic energy when the saucers from planet X come and kill them all.

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