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Speak Klingon From: nikolai kingsley Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: Re: klingons explained Date: Thu, 2 Jul 1998 23:08:32 +1000 Organization: Maracites >as best i can tell, klingons got their name >because the `cling on' to things. the >shape of their ships supports my hypothesis. i grab the back of your head with one hand, and with the other i squeeze your mouth mercilessly, deforming it into shapes that not even your dentist would attempt. thumb and forefinger work their way inside, seize your tongue and draw it out. The heel of my palm forces your chin up, pressing your teeth almost painfully against the underside of your immobilised tongue. "okay," i hiss."*tuh*. make the sound of the letter 'T'. *TUH*. come on." "uuuuhruuuh!" "not even close. *TUH*." "twuuuuuh!" "getting there. try again. *TUH*." "TLLLLUUH!" "precisely. now try and say 'Klingon'." "'y 'oh' oo 'eh go og ny ucking UNGH?" "SAY it, QaHom. 'Klingon'." "thlingan." "perfect."

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