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Prepared Sandman Sketch i like to buy cans of soft drink in slabs of seventy-two. when i get them home i push them down the stairs and then i hide them in the closet for a month until the bubbles calm down. this means the drinks are flat but i like to pretend they're "lightly carbonated so you can slam them down fast." I like the idea of a drink that's "lightly carbonated, so you can slam it down fast." Drinks should be really quick. I hate it when it takes you an hour to drink something, like a really thick thick shake. You'll get bored half way through and start thinking "Gee I wish I had something to drink," and you look down and see you've already got one and you feel like an idiot. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: Re: Help please? Date: Thu, 16 Sep 1999 02:05:53 +1000 >> As much as I appreciated this, I feel >> compelled to point out that my surname >> name does not normally rhyme with >> "cheese"...Mar-kay-zee, is the proper >> pronounciation. would you rather play Quake with mister Marchese or throw pointed objects at Hayzee Fantayzee? this wasn't supposed to come out this way, see, i'd fix it but i am just too fucking lazy. miri --- (angrily) "why don't they just put Marmaduke to sleep?" - Jake Morgendorffer Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: Re: Help please? Date: Tue, 21 Sep 1999 08:04:16 +1000 Organization: that one, over there. >Though he claims that his name is markayzee >I think that his memory is hazy >from the sharing of news >to the posting of views >He is more like John Cameron Swayze perhaps shorten it, just to Marcheys. he could pretend he was French. uh - these days, is it cool to be French? do they still have that stench in the arondissiments [1] mazy? mirikai --- (angrily) "why don't they just put Marmaduke to sleep?" - Jake Morgendorffer yeah. why. [1] or however the hell it's spelled. From: nikolai kingsley Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: this is taking forever Date: Wed, 20 Oct 1999 00:58:10 +1000 Organization: that one, over there. hard to type when your fingers are hollow balloons of flesh. the bones, tendons, all that stuff that used to be inside them, it got - reprocessed, i guess. i can still use them as fingers, for the most part, as long as i don't want to pick up anything heavier than a cigarette lighter. typing is a slow process. i'd use my tongue, but i don't seem to have one at the moment. i've been throwing up a great deal, throwing up more stuff than i've eaten in months. i've been lying on my back in the bathroom stariing at the ceiling for about a week. jeez, i wish this metamorph virus would finish its work. there's people out there i want to scare. i want to grow some spines and i don't mean the connects-the-skull-to-the-pelvis kind. nikolai --- (angrily) "why don't they just put Marmaduke to sleep?" - Jake Morgendorffer

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