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Wanted: Bizarre Reunion Ideas 18> ... A friend of mine suggested that we drive 18> over to her house and I get in the trunk of his car 18> with a big fake knife in my chest and a lot of blood 18> all over the place and have her 'go out to the car and 18> get some books that I left in the trunk'. 18> Perhaps not. It can have its undesirable side-effects. Nikolai tells me of the time his Ex-Reason-For-Existing, Teresa, wanted to surprise her friend (now husband), Nektarios; she had nikolai tied up in the closet, pretending to be dead. When Nektarios asked where nikolai was, she replied, 'we were doing some S&M things and he choked to death.' He rushed to the closet and opened it. Nikolai fell out, eyes glazed convincingly. 'He's dead?' Nektarios asked incredulously. 'Sure is. Kick him if you don't believe me.' He did. Nikolai didn't flinch. Teresa eventually confessed that it was a joke; but Nikolai remained dead. They were both shouting and dragging his body out of the closet, and it wasn't until Teresa started making 'call an ambulance' noises that he gave up the pretence. They were both hysterical by this time. Dava

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