It has not crashed; it is 'thrashing'.
It has not crashed; it is 'thinking about it'.
It has not crashed; it is 'paging'.
It has not crashed; it is 'seeking something particularly small on the hard
drive.'
It has not crashed; it is 'trying to recognise one of my Marilyn Manson
CDs.'
It has not crashed; it is 'thrashing'..."