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The Wayward Nun
a talk.bizarre metacharacter Dresses up in civilian clothes, surreptitiously joins the line for the confessional and, in her mind, goes over the dozen-or-so stories she'd read in Penthouse to confess to Father McMurphy.
She goes to kiss the Pope's ring and lasciviously inserts her tongue between his fingers and into a hole in his purple glove.
She appears on 'Studs', wearing a dress that is just a little too low-cut, even for her. You can tell she's embarrassed; she blushes down to her collarbone. But she can take it. She used to be married to Christ.
She screws the seat of her bicycle on again, because it doesn't make any difference.
Failed net.identities: Mojo Trent, this is Rictus Hep. Rictus ... Mojo. Have a drink, you two. I'm sure Armitage Shanks is around here somewhere ... probably in the toilet. The wayward nun didn't make it, I gather.
"That's a rather, uh, unusual shape for a crucifix..." says Father McMurphy.
Has a strap-on clitoral vibrator concealed beneath her voluminous black-dyed burlap robes. At choir practice, she sings louder than anyone.
Area: talk.bizarre Date: 30 Sep 93 13:01:05 From: saint@ctron.com To: All Subj: The Wayward Nun ... Turned Father McMurphy on to the varying uses of petroleum jelly. |
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