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"and here's our co-host, Nikki Buckley! Tonight she's wearing an ensemble by (reads idiot sheet) Trolltech Fashions. Hello, Nikki!"

(hop, clank, hop, clank, hop, clank) "Mmf mff mm-mm-mf mf mmff!"

"Yes, I imagine it would be difficult to talk while wearing all that. Not to mention rather hard to walk. How do you get that dress on? Oh, I see - it locks up at the back. and are those chains connected to your -" (tugs on chains)

"Mmmmmfff!"

"Oh, yes, they are. Well, I'll just tuck the ends in there... would you like to me to remove that ball-gag so you can introduce our first contestant?"

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