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Sale of.. TV We'd Like To See "and here's our co-host, Nikki Buckley! Tonight she's wearing an ensemble by (reads idiot sheet) Trolltech Fashions. Hello, Nikki!" (hop, clank, hop, clank, hop, clank) "Mmf mff mm-mm-mf mf mmff!" "Yes, I imagine it would be difficult to talk while wearing all that. Not to mention rather hard to walk. How do you get that dress on? Oh, I see - it locks up at the back. and are those chains connected to your -" (tugs on chains) "Mmmmmfff!" "Oh, yes, they are. Well, I'll just tuck the ends in there... would you like to me to remove that ball-gag so you can introduce our first contestant?" |
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