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The Ninja Song ... I didn't want to cut hair... i wanted to be a ... lumberjack? no! i wanted to be a NINJA! causing heroines their dramas, dressed in nifty black pyjamas - the life of the Ninja for me! silent killer attitude sneaking silent soft-cloth-shoed the life of the Ninja for me! opponent pisses himself when you throw your deadly shuriken the life of the Ninja for me! decapitate with your katana he won't be waking up mañana - the life of the ninja for me! (middle eight and tap dance solo) followed by (reprise of middle eight, trombone solo) oh, you never see them whinging, 'cause they're too busy ninjing - it's the life of the Ninja for me! Wed, 25 Aug 1999

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