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John Fisher Non-Fan Club
Dac> How is Talk Bizarre better than LTUAE?
You never see the MORTIMER post in LTUAE.
And don't you start. Don't you fucking DARE, or I'll give your Fido address to John Fisher:
John Fisher
I really don't like you
you strike me as the sort of guy
whose bookshelf is end to end
Donaldson, McCaffrey, Eddison
John fffisher
you moderate Fido's poetry echo
and yet you post after post after post
post things you didn't write yourself
without attribution
I met you that first time, electronically,
when you were SERIALISING DUNE, for FUCK'S SAKE
and it looked
yes, it really did
as if you were saying,
'I wrote this! Ain't I clever?'
I wrote to you
in between my own angst poems of the time
and asked you if this was fair
and you
you typical moderator
you typical lame insecure coprophile
you oily heap of shit
said it was all right
because you were the moderator.
I argued
you didn't reply
but instead continued posting other people's work
without attribution.
At last when Mike and I did MOOSE
we didn't pretend that it was ours.
John fffffuckin' fisher,
the things I want to do to you
make the Pinhead Cenobite
look like a fuckin' Playschool host.
If you ever visit Melbourne
come and visit Marian and myself
we will chat
we will swap poems
we will show you Mike's BBS
and then we will bludgeon you to death
with the collected works of Walt Whitman.
And stuff your body down the toilet.
This looks like something Rik 'people's poet' Mayall might write.
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