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Cotton-Eye Joe Msg : 2446 of 2598 From : Arifel To : Amethyst Subj : Cotton-Eye Joe: the reworking Cotton-Eye Joe goes to an Alabama Prison Welcome to yer cell, young Cotton-Eye Joe This is the way 'round here things go We got us a rigid peckin' order, so on yer knees now, Cotton-Eye Joe! (banjo break) On yer knees now, Cotton-Eye Joe, Eat that sausage, go boy go, Drop yo' jaw like a ten-dollar 'ho, Mind you swaller, too, Cotton-Eye Joe! (tuba break) Grab that grease-can, Cotton-Eye Joe, Bend raht over, yes, you know, Grab your ankles, bend down low, Pucker up nicely, Cotton-Eye Joe! (fairlight-sampled xylophone break) Clench your teeth, now, Cotton-Eye Joe, Here comes mah corn-cob, cain't say no, Squeal like a pig, boy, yo heave ho, You're a real fun guy, Cotton-Eye Joe!

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