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Why Klingon males have beards
From: Nikolai Kingsley
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.klingon,talk.bizarre
Subject: Why Klingon males have beards
Date: Sat, 7 Feb 1998 22:21:39 +1100
>>Hit the gas but
>>Missed the turn
>>Lost control and
>>Shaved the berm
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>>Berm, a shave.
>
>If Myanmar's
>not free soon,
>fight the power
>in Rangoon.
>
>Burma, save.
'etlhwIj jej
bIQwIj tuj
qab Hutlh jIb!
ghuy'cha'qu!
berghmoH Say'
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(sword, my be sharp)
(water, my be hot<)
(face lacks hair!)
(gaw damn it!)
(be irritable, cause: be clean)
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shaving hurts my face
From: Nikolai Kingsley
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.klingon
Subject: Re: Why Klingon males have beards
Date: Sun, 8 Feb 1998 20:48:05 +1100
>With forehead ridges
>And a beard,
>Klingons must look
>Awful wierd.
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>berghmoH Say
chIp 'IHmeH
bIng tlhon yep
teqchugh tlhon
Daqa' bep
bechtuHmoH
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(cut-hair for purpose, be attractive)
(area below nostril, be careful)
(remove-if nose)
(you-him/her/it emphatic agony)
(suffer the shame!)
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nikolai
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hey, it even rhymes
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