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Parts of the material here were created by other people. All that was done was to break them up into smaller chunks, slow them down, apply noise filters, blur them, reverse them, re-assemble them, add beats, beeps, grunts and any other barnacles that help disguise a paucity of content.

We're not saying we created them. We did re-arrange them slightly. Perhaps a little more than slightly.

UPDATE, 20th June 2002

this is actually the same model used in Riverdancevirtual (see below), but i've added stripes, and the spikes don't wiggle.

The Killed Neuron Fires, Eventually

I can't quite remember how I got his particular video effect - something to do with starting out with a 40-minute video and ending up with two minutes of material.

Light, Pressure, Density (4,542 K, MPG, DIVX codec)

Fiddling has been done with 3D Studio Max. it's a lot of fun. Gearing up is happening for a larger, much more involved project, perhaps a cheap-ass video rendering of a radio play once writtten. It could use the animations of "Friend" I've been doing, maybe even a frizzly version if it gets angry. but it doesn't, so maybe not.

here is a large MPG-format animation, with a soundtrack, featuring the frizzly Friend: Riverdancevirtual.mpg (6,110 K).

Humility and Sharp Teeth

Songs: (.mp3)

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The Android Orgy 00 - Prelude (binary) (592 K)

The Android Orgy 01 - Handshaking (903 K)

The Android Orgy 02 - First Sponsor - Pigs with Rings (3,373 K)

The Android Orgy 03 - Watching the Porn (6,485 K) * 

The Android Orgy 04 - First Movement (5,633 K)

The Android Orgy 05 - Second Sponsor - Easier Now to Get Things (3,266 K))

The Android Orgy 06 - Spontaneous Confession (Hardly Wait) (6,139 K) * 

The Android Orgy 08 - Long Slow Detumescence (6,557 K)

The Android Orgy 09 - Summary (Binary) (816 K)

Easier now to get things (inst) (3,266 K)

Ghost Job - Early-Evening-Stoned-in-the-Temple-of-Kali mix (10,051 K)

I Don't Think So Either (1,702 K)

Borg Lullaby 001 (904 K)

Not Your Church (1,715 K)

Pretty Much the Last Thing They Heard (3,799 K)

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Video (.MPG)

Ghost Job (Early-Evening-Stoned-in-the-Temple-of-Kali mix) (13,354 K) *