Faithful
by Hetre Z

Aragorn was trying to talk Legolas out of it. "It is not right," he said. "You are so inexperienced. I would be taking advantage. Also, I am betrothed to Arwen."

"But you are not faithful to her! Be unfaithful with me. I just want to see what it is like, this thing the race of men calls 'love'."

Aragorn looked at this beautiful elf, this elf he wanted but could not have. Then he looked at his hands, and held them up, as if weighing them. "You," he said, holding one up, "casual sex," holding up the other. "You, casual sex." He kept weighing his hands. "You, casual sex. Casual sex, you." A pause, then, "Fighting. You. Casual sex. No, they must be separated."

Legolas stamped his foot. "I don't want them to be separated!" he said.