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Dizzy
by Hetre Z

One of Vince's eyebrows is always tipped upwards, as if it were dizzy. It's distracting, Stuart doesn't like going out with him sometimes, because he'll be dancing, or watching a bloke or drinking, and Vince and his fucking eyebrow will be standing there, hit by lights, wiggling in time to the music. Distracting.

"You should shave them off," Stuart says. "You'd be dead sexy."

Vince looks surprised. "Who, me?"

It's ridiculous, Stuart thinks. Vince isn't worth the time he wastes. Vince and his movies and his straight-man job, and his crazy eyebrows that make Stuart look when he's got better things to do.